- Randomly write in the sky, "Hi! I'm up here and I have lighting bolts!!!", complete with the exclamation points.
- Utilize the "three strikes" rule on things that annoy me (or are evil), using two lightning bolts and a meteor strike. Then I would mix up the order randomly.
- Plant Nokia phones in Cambrian rock layers.
- Bring back dinosaurs from extinction. Brontosauruses in particular.
- Make a rock just slightly too heavy for me to lift, but make it the size of a normal rock. Then I would call over a random human and have them help me lift the rock.
- I wouldn't accept worship, but I'd accept offerings of tiramisu and coffee.
- Randomly create dragons.
- Give humans immunity to dragonfire. Until I deem otherwise.
- Flumphs would be a thing.
Friday, August 28, 2015
Things I Would Do If I Were Some Sort of All-Powerful Deity
Posted by Rebel Dragon at 12:03 PM